Seven kinds of sex

The first kind of sex is called…marathon sex
This kind of sex occurs when you first meet a new guy/girl

and you both have marathon sex for hours until you are both tired and out of breath

The second kind of sex is called…kitchen sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time
And you are so horny that you will have sex anywhere
even in the kitchen

The third kind of sex is called…bedroom sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time
Your sex life has become routine and you usually only have sex in the bedroom

The fourth kind of sex is called….hallway sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a veeeery long time
and you are both getting on each other's nerves
whenever you pass each other in the hallway you greet each other with "FUCK YOU"

The fifth kind of sex is called…..religious/catholic sex
Nun in the morning,Nun in the afternoon,Nun in the evening
This is very popular amongst long term married

The sixth kind of sex is called…courtroom sex
when you are both tired of each other and then decide to separate/divorce
both husband and wife devise different ways of screwing each other in court

The last but definitely not the least is …pay day sex
You get it at the same time in same quantity each month end
Just enough to take you till the end of the next month and is never enough